Though written by Spider Kelly, these songs never made it to tape...
except for these MP3 bootlegs by the hideous SK 'tribute' band....



"We have no idea who these jokers are, but we're pissed, and if we find 'em, they're gonna pay big time! They stole our licks note for note, and then had the audacity to put some hideous crooner, awash in reverb, bellowing right in front of the mix! We've got our best dick on the case, and you can rest assured that heads are gonna roll..."
Spider Kelly

**files below now offline. instead listen to the real stuff here

Something's Gonna Get You.... Whatchu Tryin To Do To Me?.... It Won't Be Long Now.... What Was That Thing I Saw Last Night?.....